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WHAT WE HAVE? best gujarati jokes in english most funny jokes in urdu funniest jokes in urdu very funny short jokes in urdu tamil jokes in english hindi jokes in english very funny urdu jokes in english best urdu jokes in english comedy jokes in urdu urdu jokes in english silly jokes for adults funniest joke of the day good jokes for kids funny short joke for adults tamil jokes sms really funny jokes for kids very funny jokes for kids english jokes for kids hilarious jokes for adults short joke of the day clean joke of the day kids joke of the day deez nuts jokes yo mama so fat jokes story in urdu funny comedy jokes in english jokes app in english story in urdu funny comedy jokes in english jokes in punjabi very funny funny sms bangla ghost jokes political jokes in hindi very funny joke in hindi funny joke in hindi for whatsapp motivational quote for sales team motivational quote on leadership motivational quotes in one line motivational quotes for dreams motivational quotes for money motivational quotes for success in hindi short love verses from the bible love quotes about stars in the sky love quotes for god from the bible love quotes for brother and sister images of love quotes and sayings love quotes for girlfriend in english short love quotes for your girlfriend images of love quotes for boyfriend love quotes and sayings with images love quotes in spanish translated in english
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Mohale ke bache ko 100 rupay de kar bheja aur kaha 90 ki cold drink and 10 tum rakhlena

Bacha Ye lain 90 Rs cold drink nai mili maine 10 Rs rakh liye hai

Signal pe car ruki tu aik faqeer mangane agya car mai bethi aurat boli

"Tumhari shakal kuch jaani pehchani lag rahi hai"

Faqeer bola " MADAM WE ARE FRIEND ON FACEBOOK"

College ke function mai sab ne mujhe gaane ke liye khara kardia

Maine bhi NATIONAL ANTHEM parh kar sab ko khara kardia

Teacher Hum pani kun nai peetay hai??

Student Kun ke ham pani kha nai sakte.

Woh jo roz bari hoshyari ki batain karta tha facebook per

Aaj matric ke imtihan mai fail hogya

Ab mobile phones mai ye function bhi hona chaiye ke

jaise hi koi teen baar "aur sunao" kahe Call khud ba khud he cut jae

Mardum shomari wale: Ghar mai kitne log rehte hain?

Abu jee: Ghar mai tu hum mian biwi rehte hain baqi 2 bache whatsapp aur 2 facebook per rehte hain

Mujhe shadi karne ka shok tu nahi hai

Magar

Dettol ka tarana hai Pakistan ko barhana hai

sardaar: mai is kamre mai nahi raho ga, mere ko pagal samja hai kia

paise itna dia aur kamra itna chota sa

waiter: abay! akhroot ki olad indar tu chal, ye lift hai

ustad student se jis admi ko sunai na de us ko english mai kia kahen ge?

student Jo marzi keh do usko konsa sunai dena ga

bus wo chaar log mil jain kasam se goli maar deni hai

jin ke baare mai ami kehti hain ke chaar log dekhain ge tu kia kahen ge.

Lanat bhi kia cheez hai

Address na bhi ho mustahik afrad tak poonch he jati ha.

ye jeena bhi koi jeena ha

na saba hai na samina hai.

Kisi ka kaam karne se kabhi inkar mat karo

Balke itni topyaan karo ke tang akar wo khud he bol de

bhai tu rehne de mai khud he karleta ho.

Kisi bemaar ki khabr pochte howe

American: Get Well Soon

British: Wishing Speedy Recovery

Indian: Hamare muhlay mai bhi aik banda isi bimari se mara tha.

Zindagi mai kabhi haar na mano apni zindagi mai itne agay barho ke agla khud ruk kar bole

Ja phle tu dafa hoja

kia 1973 ke ain ke tanzur mai
agar biwi maike gai howi ho ya naraz ho tu
nigraan girl friend rakhi ja skti ha.

Karachi ki sardi aesi hai
aik banda jo din mai gola ganda bech raha hota ha
wohi raat mai soup bech raha hota hai.

Father: Agar iss baar tu exam mai fail hua tu mujhe pata mat kehna

*AFTER EXAMS*

Father: Beta result kya aaya?

Beta: Dimaag kharaab mat kar Gaurav....
tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai..

Judge: Tum per ilzaam hai ke tum ne 25 saal tak apni biwi ko dara dhamka ke control mai rakha hai

Mulzim: Lakin sir

Judge: Safai nai tareeqa bata tareeqa.

Aik khatoon molvi ke paas gai aur boli:
Hazrat mai ne suna hai ke takabur bara gunaah hai, mai ne jb bhi aina dekhti hon tu mujhe apni khubsurti per bara takbur ata ha. mai is gunaah se kese bacho?

Mulana

jisse aap takbur samj rahi hain, wo galt fehmi ha aur galt fehmi koi gunah nai.

Bahir ke mulq mai bache paida ho tu khilone le kar dete hain ta ke bache khele

Pakistan mai bache paida ho tu aik aur paida kar dete hain ta ke dono aaps mai khele.

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